Yup. Food hangover.
Wet birds are v. mad about it.
And the Emmy for “Show You Didn’t Know You’d Be Masturbating To” goes to…
NBC’s Hot Gay Cannibal Dads
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all it takes is a single seed and you’re stuck with the devil for good
(Source: exceedinglyemily, via fuckyeahwillgraham)
fake movie meme → Guillermo del Toro’s Beauty and the Beast, with Emma Watson, Michael Fassbender, and Ian Holm
Then Beauty began to cry, and wandered sadly back to her own room. But she soon found that she was very sleepy, and as she had nothing better to do she lay down and instantly fell asleep. And then she dreamed that she was walking by a brook bordered with trees, and lamenting her sad fate, when a young prince, handsomer than anyone she had ever seen, and with a voice that went straight to her heart, came and said to her, “Ah, Beauty! you are not so unfortunate as you suppose. Here you will be rewarded for all you have suffered elsewhere. Your every wish shall be gratified. Only try to find me out, no matter how I may be disguised, as I love you dearly, and in making me happy you will find your own happiness. Be as true-hearted as you are beautiful, and we shall have nothing left to wish for.” [x]
(via spokanesammirose)
cant believe this is who yall are peeing ur pants over
theres hotter older dudes out there
#bologna stretched over a skull
thank you jesus god
this reptilian scaly under-the-sea motherfucker
pointed ass prehistoric ass teeth
no
m’am
ok, like
I see your point
but he can still get it
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