June 2010
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Limitations.
Tonight during practice, I learned that I cannot skate and put a fucking jam panty on at the same time.
I also learned that some people don’t like advice being yelled at them. I realize I’m really new to the game, but we scrimmaged with the fresh meat tonight, and I told one of the very new girls to just hold the inside line. When she skated like, a foot from the line, I told her...
May 2010
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Battlestar Galactica needs to get its ass on...
"Yeah, I think maybe you guys better come in..."
Cause, you know, you just got hit by a 30ft rogue wave and the greehorn almost bit the big one. Yeah, maybe fishing right now isn’t a good idea.
jfc Keith.
samrockwell replied to your post: Okay guys, I need a new movie.
You’re the movie buff so I feel weird suggesting. Hm. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SUGGEST. Tombstone is the pinnacle of my life. Have you seen Moon?
Fuck yes, I’ve seen Moon. But I’ve also already spammed the shit out of Moon, back when the DVD first came out and no one else had seen it, so I had to be real careful about...
Okay guys, I need a new movie.
Because A) I’ve watched Tombstone at least 11 times since it came in the mail on what? Friday? and B) I feel like a worthless tumblogger (ew what?) unless I’m actually posting shit people want to see.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
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Konika told me to do the 30 day Disney meme.
kyser:
samrockwell:
kyser:
iheartar:
kyser:
EXCEPT MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND MY FAVOURITE PRINCESS ARE THE SAME SO IT’S GOING TO BE A LIEEEE.
She told me to do it too. And I know the answer to like, everything, will probably have to do with Beauty and the Beast.
But I’m gonna do it anyway because this one is actually attemptable.
OH MY GOD MINE IS GOING TO BE ALL BEAUTY AND THE...
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Konika told me to do the 30 day Disney meme.
kyser:
EXCEPT MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND MY FAVOURITE PRINCESS ARE THE SAME SO IT’S GOING TO BE A LIEEEE.
She told me to do it too. And I know the answer to like, everything, will probably have to do with Beauty and the Beast.
But I’m gonna do it anyway because this one is actually attemptable.
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WHY, NETFLIX, ARE WE CROSS?
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SERIES FINALE AVAILABLE ON DSIC ONLY?!
KILL YOURSELF.
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Why is there so much macking in this episode.
Even the little cross dressing boy got some tail…while applying lipstick.
And you know what else is funny? Minnie Driver is in this show, consistently gorgeous, and yet the only person we ever see naked is Eddie Izzard.
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What is my life?
I made like, nine gifs anyway. I couldn’t help myself.
But really, if anyone knows how to make high quality gifs out of short video clips on a mac, please, please let me know.
AND HOW DO YOU POST IMAGES SO THEY’RE THUMBNAILS AND NOT LITTLE BLUE BOXES AAHHHAKJSHF
you ain't no daisy 'tall: here's what i find most... →
besides the fact that’s she’s got a boy’s name. okay.
my youngest sister acts just like those girls. she walks like them and she stands like them and she bats her eyes at boys even though she’s only nine. she shouldn’t even have hormones yet, let alone be exercising them on the frequency of a…
A few weeks ago I walked in on my little sister putting on make up and practically peed...
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TRYING TO MAKE .GIFS
IMPOSSIBLE ON MAC, PRETTY MUCH.
Unless you can settle for low quality.
WHICH I CAN’T.
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Anonymous asked: MFK: Batman, Martin Luther King Jr, Neo
I'm not a new follower, and its not really a request/introduction.. but why not?
I'm not a new follower, and its not really a request/introduction.. but why not?
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Just gonna leave this here.
ASK THING
I dunno, cause I got a bunch of new followers lately, which is awesome, and I wanna say HELLO, WHAT’S UP?. I mean, you guys probably don’t care enough have actual questions, but if you do, or just wanna say hey…there’s the link there.
Or if you have, I dunno, screencap requests? I don’t even know why a lot of you guys are following me, so maybe you could...
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HO DAMN THEY GOT BUSTED.
OH GOOD EDDIE IZZARD SAVED THE DAY.
If y’all haven’t seen The Riches, you should. It’s on Netflix instant.
EDIT:
“We forgot momma, take a left right here!”
“She’s not your momma!”
“I’m not leavin’ momma to rot with some jew hating rednecks!”
“SHE’S NOT A JEW….oh yeah, she is a jew, okay.”
Analysis paralysis →
readmorewikipedia:
..where the sheer quantity of analysis overwhelms the decision making process itself, thus preventing a decision.
Otherwise known as my whole life.