Like, shooting a tiger in the face as it’s pouncing on you is fucking awesome. So is doing aerial acrobatics at top speed over Buddist Temples in Thialand. I don’t feel like a retard when it comes to fighting, because half of it’s already done for me, and I’m pretty good at puzzles, so it’s kind…
It was the shooting tigers in the face part that always made me feel sad. But then again, I was like…ten…so I didn’t really understand the plot of the game anyway.
And also, my mom banned me from playing this (and all video games, but that didn’t last long) because during the training or whatever, I kept shooting the butler cause he follows you around making creepy and annoying moaning sounds. I had to shoot him to get him to stop. (He always came back. Lara Croft’s butler is a fucking zombie.)
My mom was like, appalled that I would shoot the virtual butler for no reason other than he was annoying. Like, she thought I would grow up to shoot real people if they were annoying.
So I was going to write about how many times I’ve been asked to scream a certain word over the past 24 hours, but then I realized that I probably shouldn’t post the word, because someone might get offended.
And then I thought to myself, well, screw ‘em if they get offended.
Things to pretend I’m going to get done tomorrow: - Chem lab write up and pre-lab for next week - Turn last year’s Star Wars calendar into 12 mini posters and hang - Call a man about some skates - Probably should…learn my lines.
As much as I normally hate the girlfriends or wives of attractive male characters in movies or television shows because I wish to put myself in their place instead, I actually really liked Rita. I found her annoying at times, admittedly, but overall I think she was really…
People exist who were happy with that? Oh dear. I basically agree with everything Kyser just said. Also, it was tragic because of the children. And Dex. I mean…what now? Hot Damn.