On Sunday, I spent the whole three hours talking about Harry Potter.
Then today, someone mentioned they watched Dexter and I went into this huge rant about how much Lumen bothered me, and how I stopped watching season three when that hispanic guy was playing the same ‘partner’ role because how unbelievable it was the Dexter’s character and yadda yadda I read abnormal psychology this yadda yadda that.
And she’s like “…you know what bothers me? Deb’s eyes. They’re too far apart.”
The worst part is now I can’t stop thinking about Deb’s eyes.
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