Death is not an assayable phenotype.

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May 2009

May 31, 2009206 notes
May 31, 20091 note
Listen

“I have lost you to sleep again
Sleeping as we do on opposite sides of a venn diagram
I read the time in shadows on your wall
The shards of light through the slats on your window

I ease myself from under your languid arm
I fumble on my boots and hear you breathe through your alarm
And I disarm it for you, you rarely heed it anyway
I wouldn’t want it to intrude upon your dream
School bell ring, messing up the play”

Lisa Hannigan, Venn Diagram

May 30, 2009
Awesome. → projects.springfieldnewssun.com
May 30, 2009

Bear Grylls is inside of a glacier, right, and he goes, “This is…the kind of place…you’d imagine….superman would live,”

He’s so fucking awesome.

May 30, 2009
May 30, 2009
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May 29, 2009

Bird’s are probably going to poop on me today.

May 29, 2009
going swimming after my 3rd guardasil shot

therivanqueen:

johncody:

therivanqueen:

not one of my more brilliant ideas

umm drunk swimming is my absolute favorite thing in the world!

not drinking silly

LMAO.

May 28, 20097 notes
May 28, 20091 note
May 28, 2009190 notes
Manimal.
  • Dr. Harbison: ...Why am I still chewing on these nails?
  • Adam: Because you're a tough guy?
  • Dr. Harbison: TOUGH AS NAILS!!!!!!11!!
  • Uhm...this would probably be better if you knew the man. Rhyyyyyysss....
May 27, 2009
Welcome to the Dark Side.

themovieguru42:

You know who you are.

I think I know who you are too.

May 27, 20094 notes
Good God man; I'm a biologist, not a carpenter.

Guys, I have to wake up early tomorrow and hammer more nails.

…but at least I’m not selling popcorn.

May 27, 2009
May 27, 2009
May 27, 2009
HUGH JACKMAN and DANIEL CRAIG TO TAKE BROADWAY BY STORM IN "A STEADY RAIN" (from New York Post) → nypost.com

themovieguru42:

fuckyeahhughjackman:

The drama, “A Steady Rain” by Keith Huff, is about two Chicago cops whose lifelong friendship is put to the test when they become involved in a domestic dispute in a poor neighborhood.

*SQUEEEE*

*COUGHCHOKESPUTTER*

May 27, 200915 notes
California, you fail.

(via niscera)

True That.

May 26, 20095 notes
He's so great.

therivanqueen:

hannahhurt:

christinahughes:

gifparty:

i died

Yeah.  Basically.

May 25, 200927 notes
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