Erm. (adapted from actual conversation, i.e. not...
Me: What's wrong?
Dave: I think a pedophile was hitting on me at Hannaford.
Me: Uhm, what?
Dave: He looked familiar, so when he struck up conversation, I played along. But now...I'm not so sure I knew him.
Dave: .....I gave him my phone number.
Dave: If he calls, you're telling him he has the wrong number.
Flagpole Sitter - Harvey Danger “But if...
Possum Kingdom by The Toadies. Can’t say...
It's true. You got me.
Mar: i was telling jamie about that the other day
Rachel: lol, what?
Mar: the squirrel
Rachel: dude, I told you about that?
Mar: we concluded that you must be a disney princess
Damien Rice singing The Professor Live - The...
Dave: imagine doing a spacewalk and a velociraptor floats by you
Rachel Boughton: in space
Rachel Boughton: no one can hear you scream
Dave: houston, we have a dinosaur
The Professor and La Fille Danse by Damien Rice