Tell me how you feel about breasts. What makes them great? Is it merely size, or are there factors of perkiness, composition, nipple quality, shape, or anyhting else? Or maybe you’re an ass man - Tell me that too. I’m just ever so curious.
Okay, breasts are absolutely amazing.
Perkiness is more pertinent than size, because they can be smaller but if they’re perky they’ll look full because they don’t droop. It’s like buying flowers- you don’t want to buy wilted ones.
The skin should be smooth and evenly toned (no tan lines, dear lord, because then it just begs the question of wtf you wear that leads to awkward tittans). Nipples shouldn’t be too starkly contrasted against skin tone (it’s awkward for nipples to be a SUPER dark shade against pale skin), and they shouldn’t blend, either (salmon nipples on peach skin blends too closely and looks odd).
Nipples can vary in size, it’s fine, but the nipple should NOT overpower the breast itself because it takes away from the overall breast.
Anyway, they’re amazing because 1) they look cool, 2) they feel nice (and make great pillows) and 3) they produce fucking milk. THEY PRODUCE MILK.
Cause I got a BIGGGG LESSSSSSSSBIAAAANN CRUSHH ON YOUUUU !
that is SO fetch!
GRETCHEN ! STOP TRYING TO MAKE “FETCH” HAPPEN ! IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN !
karen: you have your cousins, then your first cousins then your second.. no that isnt right is it ?
i’d rather see you out there shaken that thang
Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me! From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch Kevin G! I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I’m Kevin Gnapoor! The G’s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
Gretchen: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!
she doesn’t even go here!!
BOO, YOU WHORE!!
and i was like, “why are you so obsessed with me?”
6354.) I’m 18 years old, a sophomore in college, and I haven’t experienced what many would say make life worthwhile, some of these include: a first kiss, a real relationship and boyfriend, a “real” party that includes reckless dancing to loud music, or a night out with friends just to be out. My life is far from the stereotypical fun college loving girl you see in movies or shows. I don't even know where to start.
That’s bullshit. I’m an 18 year old sophomore in college, and I don’t value that kind of stuff. I value nights in with friends, making fun a movie we all know is terrible. I value childish giddiness at Disneyland, and also alalyzing the craft and storytelling of the animation. I value conversations that test the limits of my wit. I value comfy sweaters. Most of all I value trying to make myself a better person.
And if that doesn’t get me laid or recklessly made out with, so be it.
Liz, you are made of win and I totally agree with everything you put, except the analyzinf animation bit. not my thing.
Yeah, I can say from experience that none of those things make life more “meaningful”.
I suppose if you were feeling sentimental you could make an argument for being in love, if that’s what she meant by ‘real boyfriend’. But I’m gonna say that’s worth the wait.