October 2009
OH THAT’S RIGHT. I DID.
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Awww yeahhhh
This is really scary
“The Holy See has warned that parents should not allow their children to dress up as ghosts and ghouls on Saturday, calling Hallowe’en a pagan celebration of “terror, fear and death”.
The Roman Catholic Church has become alarmed in recent years by the spread of Hallowe’en traditions from the US to other countries around the world.
Telegraph.UK via NPR
As in Britain, it is only in recent years that Italian children have dressed up in costumes, played trick or treat on their neighbours and made lanterns out of hollowed out pumpkins.
The Vatican issued the warning through its official newspaper, L’Osservatore Romano, in an article headlined “Hallowe’en’s Dangerous Messages”.
The paper quoted a liturgical expert, Joan Maria Canals, who said: “Hallowe’en has an undercurrent of occultism and is absolutely anti-Christian.”
Dear Pope:
For Halloween, Jesus wants me to go as your mitre.
I am tall and shapely and pointy and dancing around the top of your head, trying my best not to blow off in these sudden, gale force winds. How do I do it?
Truly, Jesus does not. NB: He also says He’s totally cool with evolution!
Love,
Aaron (the Catholic)
PS what did you think of The DaVinci Code? Everyone else seems to hate it, LOL!
i love how quickly catholics forget that halloween actually has christian roots, as well.
How should I put this?
Unf.
And I have nothing to wear :[
Also, Murder Mystery Dinner. Can’t wait to die horribly.
RAP
RAPE
TAPE
TAP
FAP
FAT
SAT
SAD
DAD
DID
cause all of you are so great and we all like live in different places, it sucks.
PUMPKINS SCREAM IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
You’re awesome.
:D
OH GOD. That song is going to haunt me for the rest of my life!
I AM THE ONE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED
TEETH GROUND SHARP AND EYES GLOWING RED
I AM THE ONE HIDING UNDER YOUR STAIRS
FINGERS LIKE SNAKES AND SPIDERS IN MY HAIR
No “Well why dontcha just call it the ‘North American Series’ then?” jokes. BECAUSE IT IS THE WORLD SERIES. Sorry, world.
technically the joke still applies because canada is on the north american continent. :)
Snap.