Death is not an assayable phenotype.

nicoleanell:

pocochina:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

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THE GREATEST POST ADDITION I’VE EVER SEEN.

tankgirlstormborn:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

I was able to void my contract with a five year subscription to IUD.

iheartar:

Picked up a Captain America shield nightlight and a frame for my picture of Roose Bolton stabbing Robb Stark through the heart.

Like, I really don’t know why this puts a smile on my face, but it does.

hellodirigibles replied to your post: “Can I write a story that’s just dialogue…

Can you write the dialogue for my book for me please

Yes.

onehotsummer replied to your post: “Can I write a story that’s just dialogue…

Have you read Vox by Nicholson Baker? A book, just dialogue … and nsfw :D

I haven’t - but I most certainly will check it out,ahaha.

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

touchmypotato:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.