You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers

“Stroking it softly as it makes one last attempt to strangle me, I give the possessed scarf the positive energy injection. A tear rolls down my eye as I remember the good times. That’ll do scarf. That’ll do.”
- Our mad alchemist putting down the haunted scarf that had been trying to strangle him since he found it.

kilofuckface:

It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare

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lierdumoa:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

That second to last panel is chilling.